I'm an American.
I've lived in the same county of the same state, my entire life!
I've spoken English since I was a toddler, except for my Latin classes in High School.
And then......I was introduced to a whole new language.
Yep, between my hubster and two sons...I have learned there is a whole different language among those who serve our nation. They speak in acronyms.
Hmmmm...perhaps a warning should have been posted! Oh well.... If this post is more than you can handle today, please come back tomorrow!!! (No disrespect intended to anyone... this is meant to be fun!!!)
ARMY - AF Rejected Me Yesterday
ARMY - Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
BCG - Birth Control Goggles
BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOSS - Being On Ships Sucks
CAC - Common Access Card
DEH - Don't Expect Help
DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A Fu*%
EUSTIS - Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks
FIDO - Fu*% It, Drive On
FILTAB - Fu*% it, let's take a break
FNG - Fu*%ing New Guy
FUBAR - Fu*%ed Up Beyond Any Recognition
HQ - Headquarters
LGH - Let's Go Home
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fu*%er
LOST - Looking Over Strange Terrain
MARINES - My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir
MRE - Meals Rejected by Ethiopians
NAVY - Need Any Vaseline Yet
OMGIF - Oh My God, I'm Fu*%ed
PT - Physical Training
S&G - Shits 'N Giggles
SNAFU - Situation Normal All Fu*%ed Up
SOP - Standard Operating Procedure
SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess
TDY - Temporary Divorce for a Year
USMC - Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
Wilco - Will Comply